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My friends and I…
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you