Your immediate thoughts when that one person pops up on facebook chat to say hello.
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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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"My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself."
- Anonymous (via express99)
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how did she even manage to fall..
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off
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